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Page 6 THE TOINT NEWS February 19, 1985
"Anything Goes” at Lazy Susan
Michelle Bowie and Lisa Grazioli
Point News editors
"Anything
Lazy Susan
when they
traditional
Goes" at the
Dinner Theater
re-tell the
boy-meets-girl,
boy-loses-girl, boy-regains-girl
story, complete with
the expected happily-ever-after
ending.
Set aboard the "Ocean
Greyhound" this musical
blends witty dialogue with
well-known Cole Porter
songs, such as, "Friendship,"
"It's Delovely," and
"You're the Top.”
Andy "Moonface" Clemence
gives the most animated
performance as public enemy
#13 trying to work his way
up in the ranks of crime, as
his side-kick, Desiree
"Bonnie" Velez, boisterously
sings and dances her way
throuqh the show.
The dance numbers are
well choreograghed and the
core members of the cast
each give strong performances
as accomplished
singers and actors, making
the show well-worth the
ticket price.
"Anything Goes" is now
playing at the Lazy Susan
Dinner Theater in Wood-bridge,
Virginia. Call
(703)-550-7384 for ticket
reservations.
Swine State uprising
Fay Lanx
Special to the Point News
Ms. Fay Lanx, our correspondent at
Pearls Before Swine State College, reports
a major campus uprising there because
students are outraged that the school is
becoming "too academic." In the past,
Swine State always prided itself on its low
SAT scores— so low (78 percent of each
entering class below 700) that professors
constantly ask, "is that a combined score
or the results of one test?" Now it seems,
due to some aggressive recruiting policies,
old Pearls is being deluged with well-qualified
applicants, most with combined
SATs above 820! The upper-class students
bitterly resent the influx of such eggheads
and foresee evil times ahead. What
if the Bookstore had to sell books? What
if those books had to be read for class?
What if students actually stayed sober so
they could think clearly and finish
assignments? While the new Preppy
Conservatism threatens to crush the life
out of traditional ways in River City, a
cautious administration is determined to
preserve some of Swine State's ancient
heritage. In order to ease students into
an appreciation of culture,the
administration will sponsor a humongous
Bock Beer Party in honor of Johann
Sebastian Bach's 300th birthday and
contemplates making the Spring Fertility
Festival a regular Independent Study
offering in the Night Division. In
addition, the college will continue to
grant 2 credits for good costumes at the
Annual Primp and Po Dance and accept almost
anything for credit under Internship
Studies. In this spirit, the Faculty
recently commissioned an extensive survey
to answer the nagging questions: "Will
literate students be as much fun to teach?
Will they demand literacy from us?"
THE FAR SIDE
“Well, the Parkers are dead.... You had to
encourage them to take thirds, didn’t you?”
CASMt.P UMSa rSyT’sO RE
“Dang! My hat!”
•*> -----------
How entomologists pass away
g e n e u x l
woojc fa c tio n
NEW HOURS
MON.- FRI.
SATURDAY
SUNDAY
8 :3 0 -7 :3 0
9 :0 0 -5 :0 0
closed
Clothing
Cards
Gift Items
School Supplies
Art Supplies
Computers
The spring edition of THe Avatar, SMC’s fine arts magazine,
promises to be an exciting and unique publication. Don't
miss this opportunity to get your writing and artwork
published in St. Mary's first 60-70 page bound edition of
the Avatar.
Deadline— March 6, 1985. Submit to Jeannie Zitzer in
Caroline 329 or Micheal Glaser in Montgomery Hall 122.
© 1985 Universal Press Syndicate
By GARY LARSON
© 1985 Universal Press Syndicate
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| FullText | Page 6 THE TOINT NEWS February 19, 1985 "Anything Goes” at Lazy Susan Michelle Bowie and Lisa Grazioli Point News editors "Anything Lazy Susan when they traditional Goes" at the Dinner Theater re-tell the boy-meets-girl, boy-loses-girl, boy-regains-girl story, complete with the expected happily-ever-after ending. Set aboard the "Ocean Greyhound" this musical blends witty dialogue with well-known Cole Porter songs, such as, "Friendship," "It's Delovely," and "You're the Top.” Andy "Moonface" Clemence gives the most animated performance as public enemy #13 trying to work his way up in the ranks of crime, as his side-kick, Desiree "Bonnie" Velez, boisterously sings and dances her way throuqh the show. The dance numbers are well choreograghed and the core members of the cast each give strong performances as accomplished singers and actors, making the show well-worth the ticket price. "Anything Goes" is now playing at the Lazy Susan Dinner Theater in Wood-bridge, Virginia. Call (703)-550-7384 for ticket reservations. Swine State uprising Fay Lanx Special to the Point News Ms. Fay Lanx, our correspondent at Pearls Before Swine State College, reports a major campus uprising there because students are outraged that the school is becoming "too academic." In the past, Swine State always prided itself on its low SAT scores— so low (78 percent of each entering class below 700) that professors constantly ask, "is that a combined score or the results of one test?" Now it seems, due to some aggressive recruiting policies, old Pearls is being deluged with well-qualified applicants, most with combined SATs above 820! The upper-class students bitterly resent the influx of such eggheads and foresee evil times ahead. What if the Bookstore had to sell books? What if those books had to be read for class? What if students actually stayed sober so they could think clearly and finish assignments? While the new Preppy Conservatism threatens to crush the life out of traditional ways in River City, a cautious administration is determined to preserve some of Swine State's ancient heritage. In order to ease students into an appreciation of culture,the administration will sponsor a humongous Bock Beer Party in honor of Johann Sebastian Bach's 300th birthday and contemplates making the Spring Fertility Festival a regular Independent Study offering in the Night Division. In addition, the college will continue to grant 2 credits for good costumes at the Annual Primp and Po Dance and accept almost anything for credit under Internship Studies. In this spirit, the Faculty recently commissioned an extensive survey to answer the nagging questions: "Will literate students be as much fun to teach? Will they demand literacy from us?" THE FAR SIDE “Well, the Parkers are dead.... You had to encourage them to take thirds, didn’t you?” CASMt.P UMSa rSyT’sO RE “Dang! My hat!” •*> ----------- How entomologists pass away g e n e u x l woojc fa c tio n NEW HOURS MON.- FRI. SATURDAY SUNDAY 8 :3 0 -7 :3 0 9 :0 0 -5 :0 0 closed Clothing Cards Gift Items School Supplies Art Supplies Computers The spring edition of THe Avatar, SMC’s fine arts magazine, promises to be an exciting and unique publication. Don't miss this opportunity to get your writing and artwork published in St. Mary's first 60-70 page bound edition of the Avatar. Deadline— March 6, 1985. Submit to Jeannie Zitzer in Caroline 329 or Micheal Glaser in Montgomery Hall 122. © 1985 Universal Press Syndicate By GARY LARSON © 1985 Universal Press Syndicate |
