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MR. COLLEGE A WILD KINGDOM FEATURE
BY ANTHONY RUl
Q. Dear Mr. College: You claim to be an expert on 'The Brady Bunch' of all
things! What kind of an ignoramous are you anyway?!—Jack, Trenton, N.J.
A. Dear Jack: I'm Just your average kind of Ignoramus. Evidently you've
got me beat there though. Judging from your misspelling of the word,
you are obviously an EXTRAORDINARY Ignoramus with an M-U-S Jacko.
And yes Jack, I am a BRADyOLOGIST. And, as one who studies BRADY
philosophy, I urge you to pay close attention to the following feature
which your question has so eloquently allowed me to segue Into...
1) Don Y Play ball in the house.
2) When somethins is much
more than a hunch, so with it.
3) Always tell the truth.
Even if it means missins out on a
really sroovy campins trip
4) Don Y make fun of people
with a lisp, for you may have
one yourself someday.
5) Before entering a lame
walk-in freezer, be sure
someone remains outside in
case the door closes and you
set locked in.
6) Never Play in the front yard.
7) Make bis salads often.
8) If a person is very cute
as a child, that does not
necessatlly mean they’ll
make an attractive adult.
9) Date a butcher
and set sood meat.
10) Four men can live all
tosether yet still be all alone.
Stay tuned for more morsals
of BRADY wisdom, and write
me with some of your own.
Until then, stay groovy.
© A n th o n y R u b in o . Jr.. 1 9 9 4 « D i s t r ib u te d b v T r ib u n e M e d io S e rv ic e s
HEY! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE MR. COLLEGE QUESTION CONTEST! The
best question I receive this semester Is worth $1001 THATS NO JOKEI Send
your questions to: MR. COLLEGE • P.O. BOX 30094 • BETHESDA, MD 20824.
ACROSS
1 Brink
5 Kind of
committee
10 Bedouin
14 Open sp a c e
15 Swimming
stroke
16 Timber wolf
17 Break
18 Kind of lily
19 Name
20 Reprimands
22 Anchored
24 Force out
25 Sad news
item
26 Up to now
28 Punish
32 Released
33 Fountain item
34 Morning
moisture
35 Fish-eating
eagle
36 Portion
37 Rescue
38 — Alamos
39 Seedlike body
40 Different
41 Certain bills
43 A utensil
44 Feedbag filler
45 Kind of delivery:
abbr.
46 Safe
49 Crimes at
gunpoint
53 Rugged cliff
54 Lawbreaker
56 Remove
wrinkles
57 — mater
58 Serviceable, old
style
59 Title
60 Borscht
vegetable
61 Puts cargo
aboard
62 Merriment
DOWN
1 Formerly, once
2 Finished
3 Ambition
4 Hired hand
©1995 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
All Rights Reserved
5 Approach and
speak to
6 Air current
7 Football period
8 Bird of
prey
9 Cookout’s
cousin
10 "Little Women"
author
11 Bellow
12 Competent
13 Fearless
21 Took legal
action
23 Fr. river
25 Busy airport
26 Item In a
quiver
27 Meaning
28 Burns
29 Potato state
30 Raying card
31 Pitcher
32 Sensed
33 Loafers and
wing tips
ANSWERS
I E iHm
D C B D
Q
36 Malicious
37 Sock
39 Pentacle
40 Oil acronym
42 A candy
43 Backbones
45 Pilfered
46 Strikebreaker
47 First name in
mysteries
48 Arrived
49 Glided
50 Russ, river
51 Apple or pear
52 Snick and —
55 Timetable abbr.
M
U
R
R
Y
M O R K * ,!: fcNOW l o t GOT OFF
TO A CxAD START. 'JfH UOT
T o S T E A L T IM A«oa.Y
PR O * tOU OR AJO'fTHlKXS,
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| FullText | MR. COLLEGE A WILD KINGDOM FEATURE BY ANTHONY RUl Q. Dear Mr. College: You claim to be an expert on 'The Brady Bunch' of all things! What kind of an ignoramous are you anyway?!—Jack, Trenton, N.J. A. Dear Jack: I'm Just your average kind of Ignoramus. Evidently you've got me beat there though. Judging from your misspelling of the word, you are obviously an EXTRAORDINARY Ignoramus with an M-U-S Jacko. And yes Jack, I am a BRADyOLOGIST. And, as one who studies BRADY philosophy, I urge you to pay close attention to the following feature which your question has so eloquently allowed me to segue Into... 1) Don Y Play ball in the house. 2) When somethins is much more than a hunch, so with it. 3) Always tell the truth. Even if it means missins out on a really sroovy campins trip 4) Don Y make fun of people with a lisp, for you may have one yourself someday. 5) Before entering a lame walk-in freezer, be sure someone remains outside in case the door closes and you set locked in. 6) Never Play in the front yard. 7) Make bis salads often. 8) If a person is very cute as a child, that does not necessatlly mean they’ll make an attractive adult. 9) Date a butcher and set sood meat. 10) Four men can live all tosether yet still be all alone. Stay tuned for more morsals of BRADY wisdom, and write me with some of your own. Until then, stay groovy. © A n th o n y R u b in o . Jr.. 1 9 9 4 « D i s t r ib u te d b v T r ib u n e M e d io S e rv ic e s HEY! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE MR. COLLEGE QUESTION CONTEST! The best question I receive this semester Is worth $1001 THATS NO JOKEI Send your questions to: MR. COLLEGE • P.O. BOX 30094 • BETHESDA, MD 20824. ACROSS 1 Brink 5 Kind of committee 10 Bedouin 14 Open sp a c e 15 Swimming stroke 16 Timber wolf 17 Break 18 Kind of lily 19 Name 20 Reprimands 22 Anchored 24 Force out 25 Sad news item 26 Up to now 28 Punish 32 Released 33 Fountain item 34 Morning moisture 35 Fish-eating eagle 36 Portion 37 Rescue 38 — Alamos 39 Seedlike body 40 Different 41 Certain bills 43 A utensil 44 Feedbag filler 45 Kind of delivery: abbr. 46 Safe 49 Crimes at gunpoint 53 Rugged cliff 54 Lawbreaker 56 Remove wrinkles 57 — mater 58 Serviceable, old style 59 Title 60 Borscht vegetable 61 Puts cargo aboard 62 Merriment DOWN 1 Formerly, once 2 Finished 3 Ambition 4 Hired hand ©1995 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All Rights Reserved 5 Approach and speak to 6 Air current 7 Football period 8 Bird of prey 9 Cookout’s cousin 10 "Little Women" author 11 Bellow 12 Competent 13 Fearless 21 Took legal action 23 Fr. river 25 Busy airport 26 Item In a quiver 27 Meaning 28 Burns 29 Potato state 30 Raying card 31 Pitcher 32 Sensed 33 Loafers and wing tips ANSWERS I E iHm D C B D Q 36 Malicious 37 Sock 39 Pentacle 40 Oil acronym 42 A candy 43 Backbones 45 Pilfered 46 Strikebreaker 47 First name in mysteries 48 Arrived 49 Glided 50 Russ, river 51 Apple or pear 52 Snick and — 55 Timetable abbr. M U R R Y M O R K * ,!: fcNOW l o t GOT OFF TO A CxAD START. 'JfH UOT T o S T E A L T IM A«oa.Y PR O * tOU OR AJO'fTHlKXS, |
