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ASIC MR COLLEGE
M R . COLLEGE LEAPS C O U R AG EO U S LY IN T O THE 9 0 T H CENTURY!
You can now reach me by e-mail on America Online at the address below!
^ ear Collese: I have a problem with my
i j roommate. She comes in at tw o in the momins
’ anci 5tarts talkinS on the P h °ne- She knows I have
H L F classes early in the mornins and does it anyway.
• H ow can I tell her to stay off the phone without
f I ^ ^ P - 1 3 beins the bitch— Anonymous, Lafayette, LA
A. Dear Anonymous: Before I answer this,
^ou ^ better have a look at the following
question which arrived on the same day I
received your letter.
Q» Dear Mr. Collese: I have a problem with my roommate. When I come
in at two in the mornins and start talkins on the phone, she wakes up. It's
very distracting and I find it hard to concentrate on my conversation.
H ow can I tell her to sleep more soundly w ithout beins the bitch?—
Anonymous’s Roommate, Lafayette, M
A. Dear Anonymous & Anonymous’s Roommate: COINCIDENSE?!
Maybe... but I don’t think so. Now you two crazy kids need to find
a way to resolve your differences. May I suggest a good ole'
fashioned battle to the death. It’s very decisive, and the winner gets
her own room!
Q . Dear Mr. Collese: What's your favorite “Brady Bunch" episode?—
Brady Guy, Washington, DC.
A. Dear Guy: It’s a toss up between the episode where Greg and Peter
get liquored up and shave the dog, or that wacky two-parter when
Marcia gets pregnant with Davy Jones’ baby.
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' •K SM B iT S 'f SPlDCft.' HEY! DONT FORGET ABOUT THE MR. COLLEGE QUESTION CONTEST!
The best question I receive this semester is worth $100! Send your
questions to: Mr. College • P.O. Box 3 0 094 • Bethesda, MD • 20824-0094
OR E-MAIL WE ON AMERICA ONLINE Alt mcollege@aol.com
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